Sunday, March 29, 2009

Continue the Tradition......




Even it is seven days ago, the spirit never ends.........Well, actually it did.





The last post was compose in a hurry minute......... When i mean gtg, i really do meant that. After a non-stopping fast typing (Try reading the paragraph within 20 seconds, if you are that boring.), my point is, since i haven't compose for two weeks, let em make it up to you, again. Shall i?

Continue the tradition? Which tradition? Perhaps you would about this.
These are the possible traditions of my blog you might need to answer (Actually you don't need to, cause the answer will revealed itself, everytime...):
A) The fact you may never know. (If it is in code formation, it might break your nerves)
B) Boring old background story teller
C) All about my little life

I'll give you ten seconds to answer..... 10 ........9 ...........8 .......... 7...............6 ..................... 5................ 4................ 3............... 2................... 1................ 0! Time's up, i'm wasting your time, aren't i?

The answer is (drum rolls...........) all of them, cause this post be the end of chapter 10, clap your hands even you don't know why you are clapping.....

It starts now (this will be my longest post, maybe):
1) Cause i don't know anything about baseball, so all those rule and regulations might have offended the baseball fans.
2) All i know about baseball is, a guy with bat hits a ball from a guy in the middle field, he missed the ball three times, the guy will lose, if the guy hits it, he will run around and around and around and around (say it 10 times before you end this sentences.). The guy will try to step on a white plate before the other guy besides it catches the ball.
3) Mr. Chen and Mr. Yang moves is practically not logical, so please don't even think about trying this at home.
4) I don't want to revealed the end of the baseball game, so it will fill with aura of mystery. (Some of my friends said, "No it doesn't!") But the ending is obvious, you could be the director, if you want.

Background story teller formation initiated.
The game of tennis is still because the lack of the author knowledge. Let me introduce 杨礼天, a parodied name of my ex-classmates, 杨理添, or should i say ex-schoolmates because he switch to another school.
As the ball is serves, 文山 couldn't estimate which one should catch the ball, his face or his racket. As his "coach" 华坤 was dissapointed, 聪通 found a way of encouraging in an impolite way. Do not use these words to any of your friends, cause if you say it to them, you lose them. 聪通 words angers 文山, which turns him into a tennis-smacking-ball-ordering maniac. You can't stop him for this. But the game ended without got it to the final, cause the encouraging effect could not last longer.

I skip the life telling, cause i have nothing to tell with my scores of the exams, it did not fail me so there is not much to tell.

The awarding ceremony: (Use some music and clap your hands for nothing again.)
The jade turtle from the four divine beast in Chinese legend goes to 黄永奇 as the leader of class B3, for winning the football, basketball, and hockey competitions (Which all are related to the crew, he gets part of the credits for this.)

The White china tiger, goes to 谢成士 (parodied name of 谢承志, nicknamed Orange juice, look at the chatbox, if you found scchia, he is the one.) for winning something that is not very important.

The bronze ox which is not from the divines but only to get the numbers right, goes to 陈正雨, by winning the badminton men singles, men doubles and mixed doubles. (What can you expect? Even the real guy is good with shuttlecock whacking.)

The silver phoenix goes our main character, 马文山, for winning the feet competitions (when i mean feet, that means he win the competitions by feet), and the baseball tournament, and tie the table tennis tournament.

THE golden Dragon goes to 邱浦郓, for winning half of the races except: baseball, table tennis (tie with 文山), badminton, 100m , tennis, events won by 谢成士.

The end......... Thank you for choosing MIP fm, the most crazy story teller you ever heard.


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