Hi again, nothing much to talk but enjoy.

Here's how the blackboard torture-nator works, two robot arms, the one with a lift device, and the one with an axle and a chalk. The claws and the chalk scratch the board and whoala, you'll feel like you are going to a one-day-trip to heaven. >

Actually there's nothing to talk today. Yes i said that.
Guest i have to say something i did in school.

Thursday, 9th of July, is an odd day to me. Months ago, my music teacher tell one of my friend 亮宏, (if you can't remember him, look up to chapter 13 part two.) she is planning to let the two of the best team while singing in the music test to perform a MV and the crew were needed.

So, he has the job to find a person for the job just because he is tired of the whole leading. And then for some reasons, he found me. (Yes, i typed "for some reasons" cause i am in a class full of superhuman classmates and he find me.) Without thinking through out the whole deal, i accept what he appointed-----the vice director, cause the real one was in the teacher's office. The teacher not the monitor.

The whole preparing thing was crazy, for me. You have to got the guts to announce something more than three times, and the keep everything on the list.

By the way, during the ONLY day for video taping. (Yes, Mr. A with children that named H, N, and a couple of twins named one cut out one of the days.) The CAMERAMAN have a STOMACHACHE. I become the substitute one, because there is no megaphone, a clapboard , no lights and i have nothing to do.

Here's the list of the crew's credits:

Director-Miss Wong (our music teacher)
Vice director-Me (Actually is 亮宏 doing all the job, the credit should be his.)
Cameramen-A boy and a girl. (There is no need to reveal the names.)
Substitute Cameraman- Me (With no skills at all.)
Editor- 亮宏 (He is the only one the way)
Background- 亮宏 and the school projector.
Audit-one of the geniuses (I'm still confuse with the part of Audit, what does the audit work?)

Yesterday was our school anniversary, and there's the traditional stuff every years.

Chinese orchestra-It's an medium to me.
English orchestra-No comment.
24 drummers-An early climax.
taekwando-The plank kicker made an odd drama. Like, a guy looks like a skill fighter turns to be a rolling chicken in merely 5 seconds. Faint of pain in a special way.
Judo- keep flipping people like pancakes.
Drama club-About 3 dumb kids with new bad wireless microphone and a maid.
Lion dance- Same setup.
Puppet dance-Awesome dance, guys with white mask act as wired puppets and dance break-dance.
Etc is not shown.

These are my personal opinions, i ain't no critic.

Next time: 聪通 meets the crazy freshman 文山, recklessness never ends.

Wonder why i typed this in weekdays? I'll explained.

Hi there! What the title said, why you can see my updates in weekdays? If you are one of the Sin-chew press subscriber, you may know why cause the MY SCHOOL was at the front page!!! For what? Yes, it's the virus that scares every resident on earth except the nations that has a worse virus----- A(H1N1), aka pig syndrome or something.

By the way, As i was speaking about the chapter 15, you probably wondering who the heck is 聪通, well, he is not a talkative, sort of the sidekick type, so called nerd person. Here's his full fact: (So far)
Name: 陈聪通
Age: 15 (C1-C14 excluded C5,6,7's flashback)
CAKASS: B.U.S (Vice President)
DOB: Not mentioned
First appearance: Chapter 1 (Stacking 30 cards pyramid)
Favorite food: Noodles
Specialties: Inventing, card stacking
Hobby: Inventing
Proudest invention: The high speed shoes 2.0
First invention: Blackboard torturer.
Latest invention: Spring shoes
Words: Don't confuse me with the author. We're alike but different.

This is the longest chapter i ever drew. it has 29 pages. The reason i drew this because 文山 & 华坤 has appears to much as lead roles, sometimes even Robin needs his own story. So the chapter 15 was born. And three of my pens sacrificed.

For a more "modern" school service, our school has a own website, a faster way to get digital homework or send it back. To communicate the students and teachers, they set up a e-mailing service call I-mail. It is a place where freedom of emails don't occurs. It is forbid to send something related to adult stuff, politics, religion. This i can respect. Some user thought his name won't show with the sender's name. Here's a example, title: 520

你们全部是傻嗨！！！我是寮架打啊！！怎样？？？利害打架和有料的来找我啦！！！！全部废材！！ (Copied and pasted file)
Translation: All of you are idiots!!! I'm here to start a fight!! So what??? If you are skilled with fighting or you have the stuff, come and find me!!!! All are *****!! (For the stars, you can simply insert any words.)

See the bold words? This guy does not hide his name and class with user name. Here's the other usage thought by other users.

1.) 想请问各位，有看到一支??吗？？
?，??版，?gb有粘名字的。
在????室，?手边，第?排，第?位不见的。
如果有看到请还回
有酬劳--（???原价价钱）

不然就在问大家
请问有卖????,???,???的???/吗？？
价钱还可再谈，谢谢^^

(Insert any words in the question marks.)

There are many internet companies produce their own email system. Like MSN hotmail which merely use for online games ID or chatting on messengers. Yahoo has the function to get the newest news in your account. G-mail from Google allow you to write your own blog like me, or chat on the selected messenger.

Some of my friend have my address but mostly don't. The contact in my account mostly my family members. My dad and sisters forwarded some cool ppt, videos, pictures or even jokes. One of my friends forwarded me some interest mails like:
("True"stories) ...... Send this to X of your friend or (Tragedy) happens.
Ghost paragraph, hate it when he does this.

Anyway, my I-mail once received a mail that obviously not related to me, but even in English i can't understand any words it says. If you a translator of this kind of English. Leave a comment and tell me.

WHO KNOW DUCATI BREMBO OHLINS KTM SANTA CRUZ SPECIALIZED MERIDA Giant shimano sram rockshox fox ferrari bugatti pagini zonda lotus mayback amg jaguar or many many came to find me we become a friend.

About the ("True"stories) ...... Send this to X of your friend or (Tragedy) happens. It is kind of fun for beginners. The believing of the mail may due to the receiver. Sometimes it will be a spam for the mailbox. For the guys who are planning to sent one to me,

DO NOT SEND IT TO ME, IT IS BORING AND I DON'T OWN SO MUCH EMAIL ADDRESS, DON'T THINK I'M A JACKASS. SEND ONE BLOCK ONE.

Thank you for cooperating.

This is the last picture of todays post. enjoy!

Next time!
This is the first time 文山 met 聪通. The craziness flashback continues. And one of them own Billabong!

A weird ending............. but you'll probably ignore the paragraphs

For the students who can't use their computers, our school computer and info. department is "kind" enough to gave these "poor" guys a chance to surf the internet. Which eventually has rules and regulation like you can't use it for OG playing, (which someone would always break it.) no above 18 web, (if they dare to.) no flash games, no online comics web surfing, (apparently you need to know how to grow an eye behind your neck. which obviously you can't, but you could use your ears for the teachers' high heels' interesting sounds. ) and no video watching to prevent the "colored" ones. But the weird thing about it is you were approved to surf Youtube. And the video never works. It is so confused, you can surf the net to find something you can't use or watch. So, i create the record of walking off my friends' "paradise" within 30 minutes.

Odd huh? i know, for a nearly-extinct non-OG-player like me, there is nothing impress me other that the exist of Youtube. Such a great invention for the generation next to Google. The confusion of the reason of OG playing is still unsolved.

Btw, a kind friend stuffed a "pound" of music in my thumb drive. I mumbled an answer for his offered, never knowing he stuffed three four of the maximum space of it. Shocked, i don't know what should i say, thank you or speechless, thanks for the songs but the junk of DoTa that i'm not interested.

Today was our school special "delay" teachers day celebration, to thank the hardworking of the teachers yadda yadda yadda..... And like every school, they always have special performance.

Like, the classic Chinese drum roll of 24 seasonal, which active only in its home nation, Malaysia, NOT China. Crazies other hearts beating as always.

Weird teacher singers, some of them goosebumps us, some of them amazes us. Mostly most of them ignored by us.

Musical performance were often using soundtrack technique. Performing many others-dreamed-to-learn breakdances. Because of the exams, nobody have such time to train for it, so only one musical comedy were performed.

Crazy junior ones A, only one class contained crosstalk performer, guitarist, pianist, violinist, high note singer, (A haven't-change-voice still living in standard 6 singing style junior boy.) and some prodigies i never know. Don't they are born with this or force to train a talent by parents. Who knows, i know they aren't me.

The most important of the celebration is the audience. There is no real audience in school, there are kind of selfish if you know what i meant. For example,

They talk and talk like they think this is a karaoke pub. Most of them talk during speeching time from the leader group, but they know when to clap. Some of them a jerks, thinking of yellowed stuff from the beginning till the end of the celebrations, they really are jerks. You can't say anything to them, you words is a cymbals monkey in their mind like the Simpson movie. They never listen. There is more but i know you won't want to hear for more.

Speaking of jerks, there's a part of co-curricular activity called 学长团, guys with necktie and act like school police, which most of the student hate them cause they cause themselves to trouble and caught by these guys with necktie. From the name of cadet police, their name transform to canine police, (学狗团）what a stupid way to hate somebody doing their job. It is like you will die if you didn't a short socks, or cut your, or tuck in your shirt. It's not like i'm one of them, it just selfish for cursing others.

Yes it is true, nobody know their problem without a lesson, they think they always right, they think yellow stuff is normal, they think nerd rules will kill them, they think what they request must be done, they think others advice is not for them, they think it is annoying when somebody is active more, they think F-slang is a fashion, there's more but i am sick of that.

Yes i am typing with confusion mixed with anger and a headphone on my head.

Calm down.............. now, there is nothing to talk about the page cause that will cause your laziness for clicking.

There's another confusion about comics and novels.

Novels make the reader to imagine what they have read, then cartoonist were born, turning words into pictures, but after comics were born, the readers were only interest in the pictures, even though the story sucks, or they are reading it with empty head, they are need someone or the story to explain the whole thing to them. So, some of them prefers back to novels. To confess the readers to use their brains to analysis the mind of the author, dialog-less story book were born.

My "friends" will totally said they only 'read' the pictures cause they don't understand the plot of the story, and i admit it three thousand times that i will improve the story writing.

Lately my friend keep sending must-forward emails to me, i wonder what if i don't send it? Is it that magical? Confused.............

Next time, a long 陈聪通 special, if you don't remember him, his the genius geek inventor. bye!

Prologue! even it is only chapter 14!

I have an Artline 0.6 maker-like pen which often used to blacken the character's hair, (and because it is Artline, so it seep through the paper, making the different of color between the Unipin and Artline can be seen clearly.) and used for framing. But after drew this some-kind-of-Pokemon-called-Raquaza-or-something-like mechanical dragon, the second weird dragon i drew, without knowing the ink of it was low, i drew another mechanical dragon on the other paper. After that, my pen was out of juice. It is non-refill-able, so a new pen was bought. So i learned a lesson, used a pen wisely, never drew a stupid dragon using ink-pens and stop drawing this kind of picture unless it is necessary.

And yes, you'll find they was riding a roller coaster, that's all. By the way, the word CHAPTER was made a h-carved locker attached with and A key with a hole with small P, chained with a swiss knife which poked to a R-shape corrugated paper.

<-- The house of the upper left corner was 华坤's. But in reality, it was mine. And the taxi driver around don't have the skill to drive with the two front wheels facing up. Or do they?... The story was originally about our three main roles' relation to the online games i blahed about two post ago. But because my story writing is still reek, so you'll be very confuse after this chapter.

Holidays is going to be over, if you were my schoolmates, you probably start thinking about the score of the paper. The first day of the first week would be a light weight bag day, only answer sheet required.

Anyway, the most hottest movie in the season were all start with T: Terminator, Transformer. Last week, i went to the Time square to watch Terminator with my classmates in the cinema. It is not bad, well, for the machines and ...... machines.

<-- The switch of the PC in my room is the same position: Under the LONG table across the bookshelf by the window. Technically, most of the background of the chapter was almost a clone to my room. Except the P1, i don't own that.

----> About the cellphones, here's their real owner:
华坤's cell: My non-special-function Motorola. Its real form is in black.
文山's cell: A popular push-to-open SE. Inspired by one of my roommate's.
聪通's cell: No one owns it, yet.
There will be another phone, 孙音's cell: Twisted up version SE, 陈伟轩's cellphone if you still remember who he was.

Next time, i will not reveal what OG they are playing, just the story after that week.

It is the second week our "long" holidays & lazy days is nearly over (sob)

For 13 chapters and above 30 posts, did everyone of you think: What a lame ending! Crazy talk in the post, took an hour to read it, read the comics is better. Or something else. I know, i don't have the program to shrink the size of the pictures so it is like those online comics that is very convenient with just a click at you comic's knowledge just quicker than the weekly comic magazine you can found, unless you are in Japan, that is a different story. Plus there's nothing i can talk for every page, some facts were needed the readers analysis, and i know the conclusion are lame, or what the ... Hey, try to improve the story writing here.

Back to the story, well in the end, you found out the reason the guys letting bugs get in their mouth, (kinda think about it, anyone of you ever ate a bug?) yes it is a spaceship, just to be obvious, every items about the guest character like the ship, the cup, the pot, the sofa, was designed based a on the oldest living species in the world, sea turtle! Ha!

And sorry 华坤, kuikejea does stand for that. (Speaking of something gross, imagine the person's lunch beside is alive!) As for BSSDM, i just can't think any "longform" for the function of a shoe that give the owner a up-side-down bungee jump experiences. If this kind of shoe gets to the market, sellers should ask the buyers if they are using these shoes for commit suicides even if they thought it was rude.

Something is wrong about this if according physics, with the impact that can send you to height of 14 floors building, it is fatal to bump to a hard metal of a spaceship. But who cares about physics, you never realize it without my info. (Info?! Stop being a known-it-all)

It is hard to draw a coyote without a sample.


"Help, my image just been copied and put on a idiot."---->

Poor guy, cursed by looney tunes directors to stay hungry and have an genius brain with tons of ideas that always failed him, and thanks to hims, we know acme.inc is a cheapskate.

Speaking of aliens here's some twisted facts about aliens myth.-->
"Facts" mentioned in the conversation:
- The earth is the one of the billions polluted planet, you gotta admit, the earth is polluted. (Imagine the number one of the list.)
- Area 51 is pit stop for flying saucer, not a layer with hidden aliens, of course, this is made up.
- K planet is just like USA, Britain and Japan, a mono-language nation. This kind of nation always improved fast.
- Homo sapiens is the 415267018th species in the whole galaxy, numbers were made up, but we are aliens to aliens.

There is more i could think about but it is matter of time.

The fact that there was no trees around the ship possibly cause by radiation if you focused on the mountain.

About the book mentioned at the end of the story, GMASP stands for Galaxy Members Association of Species Protection. The book cover receive the position of the reader and turns the language of the content into the reader's language. It is kind of a auto-translator.

P/s: the book was stole by 华坤.

Next: The prologue of the finale, the key to the disaster. Oops, said to much.