2009 A new chapter!

Hello! Welcome to the "blog" of something you will never expect. You know if you look into some comics or manga (they are the same, manga is a straightly translated of the Chinese word, 漫画.) their is some special illustration before the chapter starts. Then behind it, it reveals the "making of" the illustration. So, the right side of this paragraph is the next scene of the chapter cover. WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING.

Well, after that intro, let me introduce the story of the chapter of the week.

Newbie, what is the first thing you think of a newbie? Maybe you are wondering his datas, where is he/she from? Out of town? Out of the village? City? Out of state? What's his/her personality? Grumpy? Stupid? Snoozy? Smart? Maniac? Cheapskate? Shy? Why switch school? Forced? Willing? Staydown too much? Broke the rules hopelessly? His/her ex-school is too cheap for him/her? Most importantly, could you be friend with him/her?

This chapter is about A newbie, some people might thing it is more fun when introducing many weirdos in one chapter, much like chapter 8. Lets complete this part before you leave this page.

About my life for this blog because this is what blog's function. Unless you want to keep it as a computer diary, much like a diary without pen's scratching sound but buttons tapping.

Exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! s!!!!!!!!!!! The worst nightmare of every students and teachers. Hey! Why teachers is involved? Because they need find a suitable and never be complain questions for the students. They need to buy more red-ink pen than before, just to mark and record some numbers that might cause someone to get a heart attack, IF someone's heart was weak, that I can't explain much. Teachers need to teach every thing that will possibly appears in the papers before they were scolded by the candidates.

Malaysia's independent secondary school has merely 60 in hundreds, for decades some Chinese has fight for the quality of Chinese education, causing many were caught in something laws end with an A.(Don't know what's the full name.) One of the days was in the National Teachers Day. (That's what i heard) And that's the reason why Malaysia's independent secondary school never celebrates Teacher's day till June. (I think.) But rumors or not, for those who has the job to prevent new born generations became cave men, for THOSE HARDWORKING teachers, happy teachers day!

Back to the topic of exam, exam is a tools to test what you have learn from the teachers. That is what the councilors and famous adults. What really means for today's students, students without really acceptable marks thinks these marks are the key from being at the same classes with their younger siblings. For students with passing grades, these marks is their "conclusion" of friendship. A fake jealousy was formed between friends. OR these marks just a IQ test, and conclusions of the analysis of the brain from the hospital.

One of my friends suspected these marks, even suspected his life. And the fairness of god. This is what he said:"I work so hard on studying before the exams, (He works like the characters in the moral text book.) But why you never take notes seriously, do something else when teacher was teaching, not really studying when exams comes, you done the revision before the last minutes, (that means last second minutes, haha.) but you get better marks, how did you do it?" When anyone was asked with this question, obviously he will say:"I dunno, maybe i'm lucky?"

Hint, this friend were once in my parodied name list, only he knows.

Hey look at the time, got to go, the face of the newbie will review next post.
Coming up: Lets talk about ninjas, huh? Bye!

The end of 2008 creations

The only adjective to describe this month isn't warm nor cold, nor excited, not even boring, BUT hot! It is like we back to the days before the other nine suns shot down, we switch on our air-conditioner to prevent melting, but seems it makes the world more warmer than before. Such complex relation, that is why I leave it the protector of the world without fancy costume. And that's why you are looking this passage. Got it? Never mind, you don't have to anyway.

One of my favorite sport is badminton, it is the only game i remember its rule and regulation. But to master it is hard, you have to know whack, how to smack, how to smash, (I think they are the same thing. They all have the power to hurt me.) how to not get blame by your partner, and the most important is how to get your respect for the people on the game. Look, if you have standard above me, that is not the problem, if your smacking skills are as dull as mine or below, brother/sister, we are one of the kind. I am good (i think) at the so-called 网前球 [that means when the shuttlecock hits the wires of the racket, letting it bounce to the other side of the net, and very closely and also 阿姆巩ly. (luckily)] But the others prefer smack smack smack, i can't disagree with that cause it is a move to the winning point. When there's a skilled student stand by me to be my double's partner. Don't know why, i have Hollowman's ability, Invisible. Hello! I'm standing right here using my racket as my cane standing like Mr. Chaplin from the black and whites, And my partner think the point we lose in my side was my fault because of my focusing. Try think about it, you are in a war, you are trying to keep away from the bullets, but after twenty bullets you are standing on the same point for ten minutes and not a bloodstain on your shirt but the SWAT mate beside you. Suddenly a bullet coming towards you after fifteen minutes. Back to the tent at the side of the war, the nurse advices you to be careful and the others warn you about keep away from the bullets.

But after looking like the referee of the table tennis competition looking at the shuttlecock from here to there to here to there, one of the person said, "Hey, this guy haven't receive one shuttlecock, give him one. "Partner, you are making me sad, it is like i was a poor worker, and you give me a free penny. This is the problems for a not skilled person in some sports. You get nothing but pity. (It is same in online games, crowd left you because you didn't play any.)

Advising moment: One of my friend advice me for changing the blog language from English into Chinese. How about you?

The next thing is, curiosity of dooo words,
How many "dooo" words you know? What is "dooo" words? Doooo words is the words appear in American idol logo when people speak it. It will be replace by hexagons symbols(*), and often starts with the capital F. When you were a kid, people thinks you are weird when you says it, when you are in my age, people felt weird when you never says it. 黄明志, A Malaysian who use songs to express what he saw in Malaysian but offended the government unaware. Once again use a video to introduce these words, but before he publish it, somebody seems to know these words decades ago. Why is it spread out wide so easily like virus A H1N1? For me, i think it is curiosity. Person A says some of the words and person B heard it, person B found it can be use to express un-pronouns-able anger, so he makes it a practice in his life, and then the whole process starts over again. Why use these slang? It is like you are out of vocabulary. (For the viewer that is pure heart, you might just don't let these words bugging you, continue your comic reading, as for the user of what i said....) One more caution, if you continue using these words, the numbers of offended person will increase.

Lastly, wish every mother either pregnant or not, a
Happy Mothers day!!!!!!!!!!!

P/s: this has more words than before cause by the mistake of the dividing the pages of this chapter.

Yo! Yo! What's up? Don't throw rotten tomatoes cause i got an umbrella!

You guys have so much time and patients! I will rain lucky above all of you if i could, that means i couldn't. Oh what the heck!

Sorry for all those trouble for holding your fist when you're looking at this un-upgraded blog.

Let me introduce today's (i wrote at night, so you'll looking at this in the next day.) chapter. THIS is the last chapter in year 2008. I drew it before the December holidays, before this blog was born. Why it became digital? (In my words, Scanned) Thanks to the most loyal (or should i say the only) viewer, 吴琦 Because he (yes he's not a girl) can't wait for long caused by my scanner. (which malfunctioned) and also my allergic-to-blogger-laptop. He scanned it for me, his appeared in the chatbox, with the name chi. Remember this name, He's the savior of the blog.

About the the summary of the story, this chapter is a about my form1 story. The "tradition" of note passing was appeared in the end of the last semester. Obviously every exam was over, what else the words in the note will be? Gossips, gossips and lastly Online games talking. (For me, it is like martian conversation.) From that day on, it is like, i'm a postman to them. So, this chapter will be introducing a very overact story. You may listen to the storyteller.

This chapter will be using many translated words:
嘿利普米：Help me
佛姆乐：formula
依姆婆灯：Important
米拉可：Miracle
普雷。斯特欸森：Play Station

With weird note passing tricks:
a) rubber band shooter
b) Morse code (you need a Morse code decoder, your friend need it too.)
c) Pig-pen or unknown icons
d) The most classic, paper planes, the most dangerous but most effective. (And cheap)

Not to forgot, my favorite, parodied names:
言嘉河：Origin from 何嘉艳, An ex-classmates, a popular girl in school, shorty, but crushed by many boys in school, rumors said. I think.
苏伊林：Origin from 林逸舒, Her data will be secreted.

To be continued.......

P/s: My birthday was over, I got a sketchbook money can buy. But the part that is priceless is the wishes and words between the friendships.

Thanks for everything! weirdcomicstory.blogspot.com was revive!

Continue the Tradition......

Even it is seven days ago, the spirit never ends.........Well, actually it did.

The last post was compose in a hurry minute......... When i mean gtg, i really do meant that. After a non-stopping fast typing (Try reading the paragraph within 20 seconds, if you are that boring.), my point is, since i haven't compose for two weeks, let em make it up to you, again. Shall i?

Continue the tradition? Which tradition? Perhaps you would about this.
These are the possible traditions of my blog you might need to answer (Actually you don't need to, cause the answer will revealed itself, everytime...):
A) The fact you may never know. (If it is in code formation, it might break your nerves)
B) Boring old background story teller
C) All about my little life

I'll give you ten seconds to answer..... 10 ........9 ...........8 .......... 7...............6 ..................... 5................ 4................ 3............... 2................... 1................ 0! Time's up, i'm wasting your time, aren't i?

The answer is (drum rolls...........) all of them, cause this post be the end of chapter 10, clap your hands even you don't know why you are clapping.....

It starts now (this will be my longest post, maybe):
1) Cause i don't know anything about baseball, so all those rule and regulations might have offended the baseball fans.
2) All i know about baseball is, a guy with bat hits a ball from a guy in the middle field, he missed the ball three times, the guy will lose, if the guy hits it, he will run around and around and around and around (say it 10 times before you end this sentences.). The guy will try to step on a white plate before the other guy besides it catches the ball.
3) Mr. Chen and Mr. Yang moves is practically not logical, so please don't even think about trying this at home.
4) I don't want to revealed the end of the baseball game, so it will fill with aura of mystery. (Some of my friends said, "No it doesn't!") But the ending is obvious, you could be the director, if you want.

Background story teller formation initiated.
The game of tennis is still because the lack of the author knowledge. Let me introduce 杨礼天, a parodied name of my ex-classmates, 杨理添, or should i say ex-schoolmates because he switch to another school.
As the ball is serves, 文山 couldn't estimate which one should catch the ball, his face or his racket. As his "coach" 华坤 was dissapointed, 聪通 found a way of encouraging in an impolite way. Do not use these words to any of your friends, cause if you say it to them, you lose them. 聪通 words angers 文山, which turns him into a tennis-smacking-ball-ordering maniac. You can't stop him for this. But the game ended without got it to the final, cause the encouraging effect could not last longer.

I skip the life telling, cause i have nothing to tell with my scores of the exams, it did not fail me so there is not much to tell.

The awarding ceremony: (Use some music and clap your hands for nothing again.)
The jade turtle from the four divine beast in Chinese legend goes to 黄永奇 as the leader of class B3, for winning the football, basketball, and hockey competitions (Which all are related to the crew, he gets part of the credits for this.)

The White china tiger, goes to 谢成士 (parodied name of 谢承志, nicknamed Orange juice, look at the chatbox, if you found scchia, he is the one.) for winning something that is not very important.

The bronze ox which is not from the divines but only to get the numbers right, goes to 陈正雨, by winning the badminton men singles, men doubles and mixed doubles. (What can you expect? Even the real guy is good with shuttlecock whacking.)

The silver phoenix goes our main character, 马文山, for winning the feet competitions (when i mean feet, that means he win the competitions by feet), and the baseball tournament, and tie the table tennis tournament.

THE golden Dragon goes to 邱浦郓, for winning half of the races except: baseball, table tennis (tie with 文山), badminton, 100m , tennis, events won by 谢成士.

The end......... Thank you for choosing MIP fm, the most crazy story teller you ever heard.

Very friendly unspeakably spagheti Sorry!

This week has no comics pages.... Don't slam your keyboard or table with your palm................ Please forgive me........ You don't? You'll never?

Sigh............ Let me explain, I've i like something so childish that you don't remember you heard it before and because of that i spent "sometime" on "youtubing" and because of some connection problem (What connection problem? i explain later.) and it is very late at night. My temporary substitute laptop does not support picture uploading and (Take a breath) so, i need our PC to compose the post. The next day was Sunday, which is today, no school, that means my sister needs to use the computer. Gtg, continue next week........