Chapter 8 (1/2) The non-CAKASS people

مرحبا(Arabic), привет(Bulgaria, Russian, Ukrainian), hola(Catalan, Spanish), 你好(Chinese), zdravo(Croatian, Slovenian), ahoj(Czech, Slovak), hej(Danish, Swedish), hallo(Dutch), hello, hei, bonjour(French), γεια σου(Greek), שלום(Hebrew), हैलो(Hindi), ciao(Italian), こんにちは(Japanese), 안녕하세요(Korean), sveiki(Latvia), labas(Lithuanian), witaj(Polish), Olá(Portuguese), salut(Romanian), здраво(Serbian), xin chào(Vietnamese).

This is how you say: "Hello." in almost all the languages in the whole world, if any other languages were absent, it is because the "hello" language is the same or just a vowel was change, making it nothing special. Don't asking anything about the pronunciation, use your whatever dictionary talk-able translatable or other-languages-alphabets-type-able CD or installed software in your computer. Don't ask me nor Google translate.

After all that crazy dizzy non-understandable post. I'll bet some of you never come again. Oh well, gain some lose some.

When you are staring at this, Happy new year! Or HAPPY TWO DAYS AFTER NEW YEAR! But, hey, at least i greet something.

So this time i just want you to sit back relax and enjoy clicking the comics pages, i am not in the mood to do anything. Woo-hoo yourself in front of your computer screen. And here it is the rest of the pages



to be continued.......

Chapter 7 (2/2) The story of 马文山 & DNA part 4

Hey viewers/guys/ladies and gentlemen/computer screen starer/eyeballs roller/mouse clicker/ignorer/new visitor/"Why is he writing so many 'names'?"thinker, WELCOME to my 15th post of the one and only "don't know what he is in the ONE & ONLY list" guy's blog----
(what ever the tittle written, it just a non-sense of naming anyway)

The guy with a stupid specs and an ugly mouth and a unfilled hair is me. The guy who punch and lately re-make up our main character--文山 is also moi (ME in French)

Remember the previous post as the shortest post and the "Forcing someone without time to decode something so-called rev-random formation to let someone who is curious about the facts of the page."?

If you are someone with an detective mind or should i said common sense, i bet you already know what i am talking about. If you don't, i advising you to look for a book, some book called "She were lock in her own little messy storeroom". (laughing while typing)

A code book is an important tool. You will regret without when you scrolled down.

Ever eat a sandwich? Here's a note, the secret code below is in SANDWICH formation.

景 雄 pyloaun: Saereeiandg tuhme mmayrikfs aynod suedcornett aknnd colwuhbos mwetmobseorls. Hve ceatlhliesd opnue ozf hzils aesasnddidsotnatnftos tro "agsestatsoslienaavtee" 文山 tao lceoamd hmiem bnatck two DiNtA haynod fuorrfcre heiem gweit blalcak tno DdNaA tlo psroeyvoeunrt DfNiA fnrgoem drissfqrueaelwiiflilctaotoiookn oaf CyL?U?B.

The key of to decode the code above is to remove the second, fourth, sixth, eighth, tenth,twelfth, etc etc. Don't ignored the removed letters, they will bring out another message too.

There you are, the SANDWICH formation. Now listing rev-random.
1. kcen gnol a sah 雄景
2. nalp 雄景 hguorht ees sah 山文
3. selggog dna sksam ni ecaf rieht gnidih tuoba elur a tes 雄景 ,enog saw 山文 retfA

Read the sentences backwards.

And this time i called it scrambled stuffing.
Nmuebr 40 seicapl tceihuqe: cup ceovr sielhd(杯盖盾)
Nmuebr 70 seicapl tceihuqe: rnaodm sielhd(盾法之就地取材)
Nmuebr 78 seicapl tceihuqe: pkeor crad suhirekn(扑克牌之透支代表)

Unscramble the letters in the words except the first and the last letter.

And this is vowel unrevealed formation:
1. 文山 h_s th_ t_l_nt t_ sh__t c_rds sh_r_k_n _s f_st _s m_ch_n_ g_n.
2. _nd _ls_ h_s _ r_c_rd _f h_m_n thr_w_ng.

Fill in the correct vowels in the blank to find out what am i talking. (Don't those stunts at home.)

Done with vowels, now with crazy over-type:
1. Observe observe the the pose pose of of the the defeat defeat DNA DNA members members..
2. The the brand brand of of the the goggle goggle 文文山山 holding holding is is Ogival Ogival.
3. 景景雄雄 can can senses senses the the killing killing will will of of a a human human.
4. Don't don't try try the the goggle goggle slingshot slingshot eye eye slapping slapping experiment experiment.

Every word is typed doubled. So, "single" them or you will fell strange when reading them.

I officially call this post the most crazy and the "going-to-take-you-a-lot-time"-est post in my my blog ever. Now, the rev-group facts.
1. 坤华 dna 通聪 era gniyalp yloponom.
2. Eht csid saw nekorb nehw 坤华 tis no eht afos hcihw dih eht csid tas
3. Rieht 长楼 si llits eht emas dna saw nekaw tsuj ni emit

Same as rev-random style, but itis only for the word not the whole sentence.

THE END.........(WHATEVER YOU WANTED 2 B)....

Chapter 7 (1/2) The story of 马文山 & DNA part 4

Hi, guys, if you are watching this, i request you to use your mouse and click on the little blue color bar which with we called it the scroll, or click on a roller wheel on the mouse which i am not sure what is it called and move your cursor(the little arrow allow you to click anything in this screen if it is clickable.) down and count the total comment of last 4 posts.

Okay, you're done counting. Okay, if you got an answer which isn't zero. Congratulation, you failed the "you-are-not-an-I-D-I-O-T" test. Last time i typed the importance of comment for the post. Now i just want you to realize that my sitemeter(See the number thingy below the chatbox? That's the one.) is counting me as a visitor of my blog even i logged in, talk about a ruler that measures everything includes the dust on the thing when measuring the height of the thing.

Anyway!!!! Did you like the data form? And the so-called Rev-Random style of messaging? What? Take you a lot of time to solve it? Let me tell you a tips to save some time, use every homosapien's hidden ability, the sixth sense also known as instinct.

Skateboard lovers, do you recognize those ramps thingy? Well do not ever ask me what are those? What are they for? How where did they find those ramps? Blah blah blah plus yadda yadda.

Let us observe the so-called The ninja battle:
Ladies 'n' gentlemen, i am --(name unrevealable, sometimes, blogger are like superheroes, they don't have superpowers but they still keep their identities as secret till they are famous for offended someone.), and today i' ll be your host for this "what-ever-you-do-dun-try-it-at-home" competition. Let me start from the moment the bell rang.

Our two leaders of the DNA starts their move to get closer. 景雄 use the handrails as "footrails" to slide down like he don't care about he is not wearing any roller skates and 文山 who is at soft land is obviously chose running.

They start attacking, 文山 missed 景雄 with punch. He repays 文山 with an elbow on his waist. 文山 did not give up, he use his left leg to choke 景雄 with a breakdance move.(i do not know what this move called, tell me if you know.) Now 景雄 use their tradition(tie their necktie on their heads) against him, pulling his tie. Cause by the pain, 文山 cannot defense, letting 景雄 draw an "three-leg-pig" on his ranking icon. Embarrassed, 文山 calls for a pay back with his personal move #5--The elbow of the snake.(even know snakes don't have elbow.) Cover the "Oh my...", the only thing i can say is Ouch!

文山 pulls out a few toothpicks and hide it behind his palm ready for tossing. Woo! Two toothpicks and a pencil were tossed and they aren't from文山. 文山 performs the classic of the Matrix, The bullet dodging bending! Too bad for you, 景雄! Another pay back time from 文山, five toothpicks were tossed. Oh my! Perfectly stab on 景雄's tie and stuck him on the ramp.

Now, 景雄 can't move, a chance for 文山's finishers. Too late for you to say "Oh my god", 景雄! A roar and the DNA's ultimate finisher #25——The Chinese Astronomy's Hou Yi shoot the ten sun.(中原天文派之后羿射十日, 后羿, a legendary divine archer who once shot nine suns from making the humans suffers and leave the last one till today. But this time, i meant he shoot the enemy with the sun. haha.) is used for stopping 景雄 from escaping. 文山 twist his leg and made a leap for the part two! The new world's NASA's Armstrong's small steps.(新陆那沙门之阿姆斯特朗的一小步.New world was meant America and NASA is obviously the space department thingy. Neil Armstrong, the first man step on the moon surface, once said: "One small step for man, one big leap for mankind." That means this move is a powerful kick on 景雄's face.) I guess you all know who lost or won.

The battle is ended. Let's end this too.
First, when 景雄's nose bleed, not matter what emotion, he will always be spraying like a two pig's snot shape hose. Then to the point, 景雄 bribed by the CHESS to get revenge on 文山. With the help of bugging device on his tie, 文山 knows everything and includes 景雄 bribed the other members from vote him out of the DNA. So, 文山 quit DNA and creates BUS and 景雄 made a mask from the masked rider ryuki toy mask and also another mask that we used during SARS. From that day, DNA is under 景雄 commands.

To be continued..................(The music which is always played when story gone bad.)....................

P/S: The post tittle wrote part 4 but the comic tittle wrote part 3, because i discounted chapter 4 as one of The story of 马文山 & DNA.

Chapter 6 (2/2) The story of 马文山 & DNA part 3

I was been wondering, how did you think of this chapter? Is it strange? Is it interesting? Is it kinda dumb you off?

I confess that i have no talent write a story, but i am trying to got an interest funny story, but i don't think some of you cares about that. I didn't said i don't like straight to the point like the tradition Malaysia kids comic, just don't like put an obvious moral in it, and i still can't think a way to write an simple meaningful story.

Whats the point of telling you the facts of every page by listing. I don't even you would read every 81 facts. The 5 blahs 6 yaddas is even worse. But i can't think of another formation to introduce the pages, i need someone to think for me.

So, every eyeballs which is staring at your computer screen, this is the importance of the box of comments! Leave some so i can give you a better post.

Let's use the DATA formation:
钟蜚's chess piece container: Selgnirp.
The guy who will involve the knight piece top guy in a mess:thgir eht ta yug eht.
The No. of the 暴飞锅 in DNA secret technique:eno ythgie derdnuh eerht.
Even without all these mess, 钟蜚 choice is:On.
期二斯 means:Sreehc.







The soft they are drinking is:
Parodied name from primary mates-----------
From the lowest rank:
4*叶潍庭：霆韦叶
5*梅添祥：翔天梅
6*叶竣容：荣俊叶
7*陈晁宏：鸿朝陈



The No. of under sleeve slingshot wristwatch mode(隐袖弹弓表) in DNA special technique:Neetdriht
The total of shot marbles:Evif







The guy who satisfied his appearance for the story and became a list rolled mummy:庭潍叶
The ninja battle(忍战决斗) is thought by:Esruoc ffo, em.



The shortest post ever, besides the first one.
Read the purple words backwards to get the answer.

......................(CISUM SUOIRES).............
DEUNITNOC EB OT

Chapter 6 (1/2) The story of 马文山 & DNA part 2

Greetings! ladies and gentlemen! It seems we have a confused moment of the story,(It is more confusing after this.) so many question, so many people confused and don't even why they confused? Well, even dress like Sherlock Holmes does not help. Right? That guy at the front page of chapter 6 who is still finding what on earth is those weird looking footprint.

Ahhh! Let's see what's on the question list: Why create the CAKASS? What the heck they are doing? What did CAKASS help? Why the former 文山's clubs called him back? Why they want to build their clubhouse outside the school? Who select those coordinate? Why putting the NG version for the last chapter? Why am i asking all these question even know you can't answer it and i can't tell you about it? Oh, shucks! What is the point to ask? Well, let's get to the story.

Should i list it or just blah about it? Hmm.........
i prefer listing. If you have any ideas, show me!
55. The type of the teabag they used is called oolong tea.
56. Their personal length is as far as now, 15m( When i mean the friendship is far, i meant it.)
57. But now their using the GENTLEMAN way to chat.
58. The table they use is from IKEA company.
59. They need to hand over their club's report to their CAKASS Local United Base(CLUB, CAKASS 总部) monthly.
60. Look at page 63, you may know why 文山 yelled: "What!".
61. The different between the members total, the lost secret files total and the words the club's head said.(The proud for 文山, shame for 景雄.)
62. We can see how bad it is to let 景雄 lead the DNA.
63. And 文山 is still cares about his former club.
64. After the blahs, we may see what happened in the past.
65. After the SHOT was invented, every students chose their own clubhouse, like 文山 chose the plank factory for DNA and the dumped double decker for BUS.
66. That megaphone is made of rolled paper.
67. This is how the DNA tradition--

Classification challenge is born.
68. The reason 景雄 became the vice president of DNA because he lost the classification challenge to 文山's proud technique-- The Ultimate stick stabbing.
69. The secret of winning a high ranking in the DNA is-- You have be tall and have long hands, know the technique of The heavenly spinning fingers, secret darts techniques, a special sensitive body and also a smelly socks with a little fan.
70. The ranking of the members is classify by the icons under the eyes.(I created this by copying the Naruto's whiskers on his face.)
71. The list of ranking:
one star-A black dot.
two stars-A droopy mark for the eyes.

three stars-The F on the brand name of FILA.
four stars-Octopus legs.
five stars-A rounded edge version of the Chinese character "中".
six stars-A opposite version of the three stars icon.
seven stars-A icon that looks like "VIV"
eight stars-A wave icon.
nine stars-A Chinese character "小" without a little hook.
72. It is 景雄 job to draw those icons.
73. The marks won't come of unless wash with hot water.
74. There is an arrow on the word "箭" (which means arrow.).
75. Three big news for CAKASS three month after it forms:
a) 邱常剑 replaced 陆炜汉 as the head of CLUB.
b) The girls in school got the power to form a CAKASS.
c) 黄孙音 was hidden in one of the clubs.
76. DNA used tin can as emergency alarm.
77. The thing which blocked the flying chess pieces is a wok.
78. There is a knight chess piece on the top of the member of the CHESS who using a megaphone.
79. 文山 hardly remembers all his members' name because DNA has too much population in it.
80. The chess on his cap guy thought ninja don't do physical attacks.
81. The guy who use his tie to cover his right eye named 翁钟蜚 which is a parodied name of my primary classmate 翁忠飞.

To be continued...............(Whatever music.)........