Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Chapter 6 (1/2) The story of 马文山 & DNA part 2


Greetings! ladies and gentlemen! It seems we have a confused moment of the story,(It is more confusing after this.) so many question, so many people confused and don't even why they confused? Well, even dress like Sherlock Holmes does not help. Right? That guy at the front page of chapter 6 who is still finding what on earth is those weird looking footprint.

Ahhh! Let's see what's on the question list: Why create the CAKASS? What the heck they are doing? What did CAKASS help? Why the former 文山's clubs called him back? Why they want to build their clubhouse outside the school? Who select those coordinate? Why putting the NG version for the last chapter? Why am i asking all these question even know you can't answer it and i can't tell you about it? Oh, shucks! What is the point to ask? Well, let's get to the story.

Should i list it or just blah about it? Hmm.........
i prefer listing. If you have any ideas, show me!
55. The type of the teabag they used is called oolong tea.
56. Their personal length is as far as now, 15m( When i mean the friendship is far, i meant it.)
57. But now their using the GENTLEMAN way to chat.
58. The table they use is from IKEA company.
59. They need to hand over their club's report to their CAKASS Local United Base(CLUB, CAKASS 总部) monthly.
60. Look at page 63, you may know why 文山 yelled: "What!".
61. The different between the members total, the lost secret files total and the words the club's head said.(The proud for 文山, shame for 景雄.)
62. We can see how bad it is to let 景雄 lead the DNA.
63. And 文山 is still cares about his former club.
64. After the blahs, we may see what happened in the past.
65. After the SHOT was invented, every students chose their own clubhouse, like 文山 chose the plank factory for DNA and the dumped double decker for BUS.
66. That megaphone is made of rolled paper.
67. This is how the DNA tradition--
Classification challenge is born.
68. The reason 景雄 became the vice president of DNA because he lost the classification challenge to 文山's proud technique-- The Ultimate stick stabbing.
69. The secret of winning a high ranking in the DNA is-- You have be tall and have long hands, know the technique of The heavenly spinning fingers, secret darts techniques, a special sensitive body and also a smelly socks with a little fan.
70. The ranking of the members is classify by the icons under the eyes.(I created this by copying the Naruto's whiskers on his face.)
71. The list of ranking:
one star-A black dot.
two stars-A droopy mark for the eyes.
three stars-The F on the brand name of FILA.
four stars-Octopus legs.
five stars-A rounded edge version of the Chinese character "中".
six stars-A opposite version of the three stars icon.
seven stars-A icon that looks like "VIV"
eight stars-A wave icon.
nine stars-A Chinese character "小" without a little hook.
72. It is 景雄 job to draw those icons.
73. The marks won't come of unless wash with hot water.
74. There is an arrow on the word "箭" (which means arrow.).
75. Three big news for CAKASS three month after it forms:
a) 邱常剑 replaced 陆炜汉 as the head of CLUB.
b) The girls in school got the power to form a CAKASS.
c) 黄孙音 was hidden in one of the clubs.
76. DNA used tin can as emergency alarm.
77. The thing which blocked the flying chess pieces is a wok.
78. There is a knight chess piece on the top of the member of the CHESS who using a megaphone.
79. 文山 hardly remembers all his members' name because DNA has too much population in it.
80. The chess on his cap guy thought ninja don't do physical attacks.
81. The guy who use his tie to cover his right eye named 翁钟蜚 which is a parodied name of my primary classmate 翁忠飞.

To be continued...............(Whatever music.)........

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