Friday, December 12, 2008

Chapter 4 part 2 (Same as last one)


Last part:
华坤 knock 孙音 out, he got a secret file from 3 of the clubs, he was shocked by what he saw. At the same time, 文山 bought a soy milk(cost him RM1.30) after won a card game.

Hello!!!! Fellas!!! A warm welcome from me to you in MY INKED PAGE!!! Ten exclamation marks already!(Now is eleven....)

Well, What did feel about last part? A) It is weird. B) It is interesting. C) All I see is twenty letters and five words, blah blah blah blah blah...... Choose one and read the result below.
RESULT: A) That's OK, i can take it.
B) What ever you say, it is not working.
C) Cool! I was thinking the same thing.


ANYWAY! Let us continue the 5 blahs....... shall we?


If you a quick reader, you should know the one who try to assassinate a student will immediately expelled from the school and sent to reformatory if it is in the real world. So, don't try this at school. Thank goodness 文山 is a quick thinking person, he dodged the pin(If he is hit, then no story!), and a rarely screen is perform, The Cut Pouring Liquid. Finding the source of the pin, he found a shadow on the top floor of the building.(I draw a circle around it softly to show you before you get your glasses to find it.)
 

So, there you go, 文山 zoomed off to catch, and he is not doing it with bare hand. Watch close to the janitor on the top of the page, you will find out what is it later.


A shot of
"Ready-to-jump-unclean-shoes", and he is up to 27 feet high, wait! It is 810 centimeter! Impossible! Well, the secret revealed, it seems the twins of 戚 is trying to do something with a trampoline, and 文山 used it to took a high jump. This jump made that man in black we talked about it before thought 文山 could fly without like superman.(He will totally understand how he flies later.) Hey! Wait, is 文山 really punch him? NO!!!! Let's see what really happened.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the answer of last question and the "why the answer related to the janitor?" question. Yupe! It is a toilet plunger! (Yuck! Nasty!) While the man in black tried to free himself from the toilet plunger, 文山 did a flip and a nice landing.(What is his mark for the landing, care to judge?) The next move, which is for his one dollar and thirty cent soy milk, he swung that mystery guy and the nasty plunger pop off his face, letting him land on his back. (For the mysterious look, that strange guy have to be black until next page.) Ouch!

Strange machine which is named "black sucker(吸黑机)" is shown and i don't you need to what is it for, do you? The thing which been suck is actually just a exaggerated part, and it is from Spiderman 3.( Did you watched it? If you don't, you wouldn't know what the heck is that.) New temporary character revealed, whose named 龙己炜.( A name change from my primary schoolmate 龙籍伟.)Forced by 文山, (By pulling his necktie "headband") he told the mastermind behind this "assassination". And whoala! 文山 former ninja weapons have revealed:
1. The seven star darts(七星镖)
2. Powder fan form smoke device(电风催泪爽身粉)
3. Smoke egg(催泪蛋)
4. Foundation car( 粉底车)
5. Onion spray(洋葱剂)
6. Skipping rope slingshot launcher(跳绳发射弹弓)

But........................
Dong!!!!!!!!! A 20 kilograms hammer hit me!(Which obviously only in the comic) It was 文山 's father, denying me letting his son use this kind of dart, which he said it was dangerous. So, i change the arsenals.(Not that kind of arsenal! Football fans!) Only the darts of course, let's see how.
a) first star dart will be a pointy pencil. b) second star dart will be jointed knifes. c) third star dart will be glued sewing needles. d) fourth star dart will be glued sharpener blades. e) fifth star dart will be a bunch of key.(using centrifugal force.) f) sixth star dart will be hexagonal glued triangle ruler. g) zero star dart will be useless CD.
How to know what's the weapon's level? Count the pointy edge and you well know how. After a few hours, 文山 was prepared to go somewhere. The somewhere is where 文山's former clubs DNA take place.

The old plank factory, clubhouse of DNA. Still, 文山 forgot to use his hand to open the door, instead, he use his foot, causing one of the DNA 's member crushed by the door. By announcing their name, we know the goggle guy named 孟景雄.( A name changed from my classmate who named 彭敬which has a with a radical not , my computer can't type it out.)


To be continued................(serious music)..........

1 comment:

C to the J said...

wah. you really write with very much details. good. but busy ppl like me how to finish reading wor.
should summarize abit more la.